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PUBLISHED EVERY ROSH HODESH

Shevat 5764

Jan. 23, 2004

Theme: Music and Judaism

Music and Judaism: KOACH Field Worker Hannah Estrin gives us a biblical history of music.

It’s All About The Music: Pizmon’s Rachel Pollack writes about the unifying power of Jewish music.

Comic Relief from KOACH. Why doesn't God have tenure?

5 Questions/5 Minutes: What do you think about music in services?

EXPRESS YOURSELF: Take this month's survey - tell us about your experiences with "alternative Sedarim."

ISRAEL SECTION

KOACH HUMOR

Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University

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God had only one major publication.

It was in Hebrew; had no references; wasn't published in an academic journal; and some doubt the authorship.

God may have created the world, but what has God done since?

The scientific community cannot replicate God’s results.

God never received permission from the ethics board to use human subjects.

When one experiment went awry, God tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.

God rarely came to class, telling the students to, "Read the book."

God expelled the first two students.

God’s office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountain top.

Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed.

[Posted 1/22/04]

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