Alphabet Soup

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An ultra orthodox Jewish couple gets invited to a wedding, but is very puzzled by the invitation.

"Joel, what does RSVP mean?"

"Frida, I'm not quite sure. I think it has to do with something about bringing beer."

"No, that's BYOB."

"Oh, right. Then I think it's something about MYOB."

"That's mind your own business, honey!"

Frida thought long and hard over the next few weeks, and finally came up with the most ethical answer she could think of.

"Joel! I finally found out what RSVP means! Remember! Supply Vedding Present."

[Posted 09/12/07]